February 2012
364 posts
SUICIDE ALERT!!! PLEASE HELP!!! →
kingcheddarxvii:
unbelievablepiss:
This person means a lot to me and seeing their massages in my inbox really makes me feel better and I know it’s selfish but I don’t know what I’ll do if they stopped…
PLEASE GIVE SOME GOOD REASONS TO LIVE
I CAN’T DO THIS ALONE.
Yup, pass this along!
If a king farts
d-wheel:
brittaneyamber:
is it considered a noble gas?
isshu:
black and white 2 in a nutshell ghetsis or gay cheese or wHATEVER his name is comes back from prison and plot twist! he’s giovanni in disguise and team rocket takes over unova and plot twist! silver and hilda/hilbert are TWINS and cheren is actually sherlock holmes who is looker who is alder who is ash ketchum from 50 years in the future
and you date N
imperialcondesexy:
what if in the new game they refer to N by his real name
ghetsis:
i hope the new black and white games let me date N
Reblog if your URL doesn't have the word 'kawaii',...
kawaiisugoibakanekoinuchan:
walking-in-1derlandd:
cuz we some classy mother fuckers.
rude!!
aw yeah desu in da house
sexy-status:
Face down, ass up. That’s the way I usually fall.
Zodiac Signs at a restaurant.
ARIES: Wouldn't mind sitting at the bar rather than waiting
TAURUS: Prefers to go to the same restaurant rather than something new.
GEMINI: The one jokingly making fun of a friend.
CANCER: Prefers to wear something comfy than getting too dressed up.
LEO: Wearing something bold or bright. Likes to stand tall to be seen.
VIRGO: Will be seen rearranging the stuff on the table in an orderly fashion.
LIBRA: Unable to decide on what to order.
SCORPIO: Sizing up the place or waitress.
SAGITTARIUS: Will be seen moving restlessly.
CAPRICORN: Wonders why people keeps looking at them.
AQUARIUS: Constantly texting.
PISCES: Trying to be as sweet as they can.
gaysuperman:
rebeccacablah:
I wonder. When Hussie goes to the store.
And hands someone his credit card.
And the cashier man/woman looks at his name.
I wonder how many of them think.
Hussie? I’ve heard this name before.
My child screams that at the computer constantly.
omg
hyacinthxpetals:
My pokemon plushies are flying around the room and Chibi is undressing.
She’s having a pokemaniac episode fuck send help.
“CHAZZ? WHO’S HE? A GIRL? CHAZZ IS A BOY’S NAME!”
– angela’s dad’s words of wisdom (via imperialcondesexy)
please let me date N in B2/W2
hellokittyharpoon:
ways to win my heart
pokemon
imperialcondesexy:
fUCK HA HA HA HA HA TO THOSE WHO DIDN’T LIKE POKEMON BLACK/WHITE BECAUSE IT “SUCKED”
EXCUSE ME WHO SUCKS NOW
EXCUSE ME
imperialcondesexy:
POKEMON BLACK 2
EXCUSE ME
PLEASE HURRY UP AND COME HERE
PLEASE
asktimaeusterror:
SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE…
whoreoscopes:
There are thousands of children starving in Africa right now with no food or water. Reblog this if you like tacos.
mom: why are you taking a cucumber to your room
conversationparade:
castazel:
deathrador:
castazel:
god bless tumblr
they only place where people get butthurt over cgi generated birds dying
can we change that to satan?
lucifer bless tumblr
YAAAAY
castazel:
god bless tumblr
they only place where people get butthurt over cgi generated birds dying
can we change that to satan?
squidmama:
adriofthedead:
doctorscience:
princessnecrophilia:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
diaxiann:
cutiescream:
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the…
I...
The Best of Fanfictions
Oliver: okay
Oliver: here it is
Oliver: "ooh mr. shaemus, a fanfiction!"
Oliver: shaemus: "OH HANS, i am home now, and also, im yaois now?"
Oliver: hans: "oh shaemus! lets do it!"
Oliver: shaemus: "yes, and i will leave my pants on!"
Brandi: how does that
Oliver: MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS
Oliver: OLIVER TYPING!
Oliver: "hehehe"
Oliver: BRANDI AND TAY SWOONING!
Oliver: "ooooooh!"
Oliver: IT WAS GREAT
Oliver: END
Oliver: also shaemus has penis-nipples
Oliver: thats why he can do that
Brandi: NDGKJERNGTJKTHNKJHNTN
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